Friday, February 25, 2011

Leaving on a Jet Plane

Oh Hi Lovelies
Just thought I'd let you know I'll be on a hiatus until the end of March.
I'm off to China, Korea, Japan, Cambodia & Thailand with my school cohort.
It's going to be an amazing trip and I will surely share pictures whenever I can! 

Here's a preview of some of the beautiful sites I'll be visiting




Can't believe I get to go to so many places! I never thought I'd be heading to Asia! 
So exciting! 
& Don't worry, I'll bring you back a present :)

Wednesday, February 23, 2011

Dear Homework

Dear Homework, 

You're not attractive
And I'm not doing you.

Saturday, February 19, 2011

Normal Shmormal

Be true to yourself.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

For the Love of Shoes

You know that one pair of shoes you've been pining over for about a season now? That pair that still just won't go on sale? That pair you try to forget, but everyday its all your feet ache and scream for?

Well, get ready for some wonderful news from the shoe fairy. The great shoe fairy has delivered to us shoeaholics an awe-inspiring way to find the perfect shoe alongside the perfect deal. Stop by Here you can find thousands of brands and, most importantly, a compilation of all available e-coupons & discounts. No need to waste time scouring the web for a cheaper price. You can find the best deals right here!

I recently bought these badass boots for 
15% off from!
Steve Madden Hoodlum 

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Boys just don't Understand

Below is a letter written by an Austin woman sent to American company Proctor and Gamble regarding their feminine products. Its quite hilarious. I spent most of the read giggling quietly and the rest of the time in outbursts of laughter. It gets better and better as you read so make sure to read all the way to the end. It's PC Magazine's 2007 editors' choice for best webmail-award-winning letter. And deservedly so. 

Dear Mr. Thatcher,
I have been a loyal user of your 'Always' maxi pads for over 20 years and I appreciate many of their features. Why, without the LeakGuard Core or Dri-Weave absorbency, I'd probably never go horseback riding or salsa dancing, and I'd certainly steer clear of running up and down the beach in tight, white shorts. But my favorite feature has to be your revolutionary Flexi-Wings. Kudos on being the only company smart enough to realize how crucial it is that maxi pads be aerodynamic. I can't tell you how safe and secure I feel each month knowing there's a little F-16 in my pants.
Have you ever had a menstrual period, Mr. Thatcher? Ever suffered from 'the curse'? I'm guessing you haven't. Well, my time of the month is starting right now. As I type, I can already feel hormonal forces violently surging through my body. Just a few minutes from now, my body will adjust and I'll be transformed into what my husband likes to call 'an inbred hillbilly with knife skills.' Isn't the human body amazing?
As Brand Manager in the Feminine-Hygiene Division, you've no doubt seen quite a bit of research on what exactly happens during your customer's monthly visits from 'Aunt Flo'. Therefore, you must know about the bloating, puffiness, and cramping we endure, and about our intense mood swings, crying jags, and out-of-control behavior. You surely realize it's a tough time for most women. In fact, only last week, my friend Jennifer fought the violent urge to shove her boyfriend's testicles into a George Foreman Grill just because he told her he thought Grey's Anatomy was written by drunken chimps. Crazy!
The point is, sir, you of all people must realize that America is just crawling with homicidal maniacs in Capri pants... Which brings me to the reason for my letter. Last month, while in the throes of cramping so painful I wanted to reach inside my body and yank out my uterus, I opened an Always maxi-pad, and there, printed on the adhesive backing, were these words: 'Have a Happy Period.'
Are you f------ kidding me? What I mean is, does any part of your tiny middle-manager brain really think happiness - actual smiling, laughing happiness, is possible during a menstrual period? Did anything mentioned above sound the least bit pleasurable? Well, did it, James? FYI, unless you're some kind of sick S&M freak, there will never be anything 'happy' about a day in which you have to jack yourself up on Motrin and Kahlua and lock yourself in your house just so you don't march down to the local Walgreen's armed with a hunting rifle and a sketchy plan to end your life in a blaze of glory.
For the love of God, pull your head out, man! If you have to slap a moronic message on a maxi pad, wouldn't it make more sense to say something that's actually pertinent, like 'Put down the Hammer' or 'Vehicular Manslaughter is Wrong', or are you just picking on us?
Sir, please inform your Accounting Department that, effective immediately, there will be an $8 drop in monthly profits, for I have chosen to take my maxi-pad business elsewhere. And though I will certainly miss your Flex-Wings, I will not for one minute miss your brand of condescending bullshit. And that's a promise I will keep. 
Always. . .
Wendi Aarons
Austin , T X 

This is so awesomely hilarious. Just straight badass. I'm sure some of us have felt similarly at one point or another. I commend her for speaking her mind. You go Girl! Love it!  

Monday, February 14, 2011

Lovin Love

Happy Valentine's Day everyone!  
Remember to tell those you love 
how much they mean to you.

I'm normally not one to celebrate silly contrived holidays like this one, but this time I think I'll make an exception. But only because this is a special Valentine's Day. 

I finally have my babe here with me. And he's here to stay.  It's been about 3 weeks since he moved all of his stuff in and I couldn't be happier, minus his choice in curtains...  I love coming home to someone other than my cat (no offense Cricket) <3

Although it is quite an adjustment, I'm sure we've made the right choice.  

I just wish we had a bigger bed...He's kinda tall and a total bed hog.    

Love You Babe!

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Monday, My day

Play nice Monday, please? 
K. Thanks. 

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Dreaming of Bedtime

Amazing Bedrooms for Amazing Dreams

I would stay in bed all day if I had any one of these wonderful bedrooms to sleep in.  
Just imagine the amazing dreams you might have...
or the potential for snuggling...
Makes me want to dive right into the sheets.
Sweet Dreams and Good Night 

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Just waiting for sleepy time

In the midst of finals and preparing for my trip to Asia....
I'm running ragged.  So much to do, so little time
Definitely not enough time to sleep.  

Wednesday, February 2, 2011

Decisions, Decisions

Do you ever feel this way?  I know I do everyday.
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